Here's what I know...

1. My play opens in less than two weeks. Commence freak out.

2. If '5 Hour Energy' has sold more than 1 billion bottles, they should have plenty of funds, right? Couldn't they spend it on better commericals?

3. I know it's cold outside, we're all cold, but would you mind wheeling your grocery cart to the cart return? Honestly.

4. I'm seriously considering painting my art room pink.

5. We have now told Cole that if he goes potty in the toilet, we will let him drive. Yes. It has come to that.