Me: "Open the blinds and you'll see a surprise! Look out the window!"
Cole: "*gasp* It's snowing!!!...That means it's my Birthday!!" (His Birthday is in August)
Me: "No bud, it's not your Birthday."
Cole: "Oh...that means I can go to school!!"
Me: "No bud, no school yet."
Cole: "Oh...then that means it's just snowing."