3.16.2010

Spring Break '99


Dear Neutrogena,

I have been a fan of your self-tanning products for years. An instant tan in a bottle? Sign me up! It's so easy to just rub the lotion in, but then - I've been applying lotion for 30 years. What would happen, say, if a 2 year old wanted a sun-kissed glow? I mean, Summer is coming up and no one (not even a wee toddler) wants to expose fair skin to the sun's harsh rays.

I am happy to report that even when applied by a little terror, the results are just as convincing! Hardly any streaking, a nice even color, he looks like he just got back from the tropics! Spring Break in Cancun! Now he walks with a little more confidence. He can wink at the ladies in nursery, knowing that all the girls love a globe-trotting rogue. He looks years younger and so healthy!
Even with no exfoliation, the color on his knees and ankles looks flawless. All I can hope is that his golden hue will take several days to fade. Nobody wants a pale baby, am I right? What would people think?

A very happy customer and even happier Mom,
Julia.

11 comments:

kateastrophe said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I love him. And you.

AzĂșcar said...

HILARIOUS.

Natalie & Chase Gustman said...

That is so freakin funny! im laughing my head off right now! I just love that kid!

Tayva said...

Oh, dear!! A little "pied" piper!! He's great no matter what shade(s) he is--so, how's the mom??! And did he sit on anything white??! Love, Nana

Bringing Lady Back said...

So glad you posted pictures!

The story in and of itself was pure hilarity... add your wit and humor and oh my.

Downright side-splitting.

Jennifer said...

i think i have been laughing for a strait 5 minutes!!! HYSTERICAL! what a great post :)

Jessica said...

Love it! We need to keep Graham and Cole far away from each other! They would be dangerous!

Pedersen Family said...

SO FUNNY! He's still adorable. The thing that makes moments like that worth it is being able to blog about it. Thanks for sharing!

Lucrecia said...

ohmygosh! He looks like a miniature sun god!

Jen said...

Okay. Now that is funny! Despite being a little splotchy, he is still stinkin' cute.

Shawn said...

Heh, heh---so funny---looks like mine when I first put it on!

Sorry I haven't been around lately----too much on my plate right now----and I'm sorry I missed you the last time I was in Utah! Maybe next time? Love ya, girl!